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Mom needs a new washing machine. Her BPL thing is like 12 years old and require way too much repairs.

 

What brands are good these days? Anything else to consider? Front load or Top load?

 

 

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There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy "Hey! Where am I?" To this, the solitary office worker replies "You're in a plane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.

The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just a while away."

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Is Windows a virus?

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
They replicate quickly Okay, Windows does that

Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that

Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk Okay, Windows does that, too

Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems Sigh... Windows does that, too

Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware Yup, that's with Windows, too

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature

So, Windows is *not* a virus

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Note about Winblows '95

Windows '95 supports Plug 'n' Pray peripherals!!!

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What's the difference between Bill Gates and Robert Tappen Morris, Jr.
(the Internet Worm Hacker)?

Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the
computers that Bill Gates made $100 million crashing last weekend.

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Bill and his young wife wakes up after their first marriage night. The woman says: "Finally, I found out, why you called your company "MicroSoft"

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FACTS

1- In a world without wall and fences, who needs windows and gates?
2- Disasters of our century: Hiroshima '45, Cernobyl '87, Windows '95.

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And for many more...chk out

http://www.zejn.si/~natan/gates.html

hi, 

 

i'm having a connection of tikona right now and getting one from reliance in next few days.

 

currently, i'm having netgear n300 router being used for tikona connected to a system. now i want to know will i be able to also connect my reliance connection in the same router such that the router sends signals of both the isp's or i will have to buy another one? is there any dual wan port router which you know?

Hi All ,

I am New to site. Now Let me tell you about my Internet Connection. I am using BSNL ULD 900 4mbps till 8GB later on 512kbps unlimited speed. I am using this since 8 months i Don't know that Uploads are also in count. Now i realized and Want to Go for Good ISP in Vijayawada,Andhra Pradesh.I have ACT Broadband Service but they don't have coverage in my area.

Requirements :

Connection : Wired Broadband

FUP Limit : Unlimited /Not Available then Good

Download Speeds : Around 200+

Upload Speeds : Same as Download

Budget : Below 1000

Cheers
Shanu

i m able to configure my router for port forwarding but when i check in canyouseeme.org it shows my port as closed.  is there any setting for cable modem. i was given cheap chinese cable modem(unitted gateways).

holy cow!!!

cant get worse than this

 

https://twitter.com/nikhilsekhar/status/310588221459406848

TBH , i dont know much about bitcoins , but does anyone know how good is it as trading , investment ? I wanted to mine some coins some months back , but it was loss creating one , more loss ( electricity ) than profit (blocks). Today was trying to buy a VPN service and they said bitcoin is accepted ,so wanted to buy some coins , but dont know which one to go . Also thought what is the profitability in trading bitcoins ? or as investment ?

Anyone can explain ?